Do
you know what it is like eating your cornflakes in the morning,
minding your own business, and then finding you have a mad chicken
behind your seat who crows in your ear? I almost pooed
myself this morning when it happened. I swear, I am going to put MJ
the rooster in the next soup I make if he keeps this up. It is
finally warming up, although you wouldn’t guess it from what I was
wearing. I have an interesting collection of hats here in varying
degrees of madness. I got myself all ready for the day and headed off
to feed Cade and Chloe and I almost died again, Godfrey the evil
goat, had gotten into the nursery and was staring right at me as I
fed Chloe. Me and Godfrey have never gotten on, ever since he rammed
me up against a fence and pierced my stomach with his horns. He is
pure evil; just his face can put the fear of God into anyone. Haha,
so no, not a good morning in terms of animals this morning, but at
the rate I am going to have so many animals on my black list that I
am gonna be able to cook a beautiful spread of MJ soup and Godfrey
burgers.
Today
was the first day back at school for the kids, ironically, only five
turned up! The rest were sick! But this often happens the week after
pay day as the parents are mostly inebriated and don’t care for
their kids as they should. But, in the end it was a blessing in
disguise as we have no other volunteer here until Monday, so a small
class was A-OK with me! As I was setting up school and Aly went to
get the kids I got a frantic phone call from Aly saying it was
Patience’s ‘birthday’ today. It is not in fact her birthday for
another two weeks, but the parents rarely have any idea what day the
birthday is on, so it turned out they decided it was today.
Apparently they let the kids know by dumping cold water on them when
they are sleeping. I am dubious about the legitimacy of this
tradition, but to be on the safe side, I am glad I don’t have a
birthday while I am here! So, we had the two birthday girls Charlotte
(turning 6) and Patience (turning 4) in their crowns (I had to
frantically make Patience’s in about 4minutes due to the late
notice, but I don’t think she noticed. I have seen far too many
episodes of Art Attack to not be able to make a crown in lightening
speed). We are missing our last volunteer Uli very much; especially
her guitar playing, I just don’t think my musical efforts with the
tambourine cut it with the kids, no matter how well I rocked it.
Sadly, I am musically challenged, and the best I can give you is a
damn fine recital of Yankee Doodle on the piano…..we don’t have a
piano.
Birthday Girls! Charlotte and patience! Soo cute, they were so excited by their crowns!
Working on a puzzle
It was a
good day of puzzles and colouring, followed by playdo. They didn’t
quite grasp the playdo idea when they just kept telling me to make
things for them. Not quite what I had in mind, but it was a nice ego
boost to see their astonished faces when I made a fried egg and a
car. In the end they got into it and started making cakes and
pretending to sell them. Grace was quite the prudent sales woman and
demanded her cake back when Chris would pay the R5 for his slice
haha.
Oh! And we
have a new patio coming along! It is being built outside so the kids
have somewhere to eat, and so when the rain comes, we aren’t knee
deep in mud when trying to eat a sandwich. It is looking really
lovely and I can’t wait to post pictures of it when it is finished.
The school is looking so nice now, so proud!
After
school Aly and I spent the afternoon making
arts and crafts stations for the kids to work at tomorrow. We spent
ages on it and I think they are gonna love it! Although, I may regret
saying that when we have to clean up the horrendous mess I am
envisioning. Oh god, the glitter is gonna be everywhere. It’s gonna
be like sand, it will get everywhere, we will sneeze glitter….I
will not be responsible for any glitter related accidents that may
take place tomorrow haha
In other
news, I got a call from the teacher Taryn from Klipspruit Combined
School (the big school where Grace, Charlotte, Sara, Maggi, Chris,
and Oupa are heading to in January) and hey would like me to go help
out with their grade one to three’s after I am done with my school
1:30-3pm. I am going to see what it is like, I need to see if I can
manage it because it will end up being a looooong day for me if I do
that, especially since I need to cycle half an hour there and back to
do it. But I would love to. The kids are left for two hours to their
own devices until the bus comes and I am sure they would benefit from
a bit of Rosie madness. But we shall see how I do when I start on
Monday!
Anyway,
good evening all. Glitter madness tomorrow. I shall keep you updated
as always
xxxxx
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